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CAN YOU TELL ME A STORY ON THE 5TH  STOREY?YES
COULD YOU A KILO OF SUGAR IN THE BOOKSHOP? NO. I CAN'T.
BY WHOM THIS WORLD IS CREATED?BY GOD.
WHOSE WORLD IS THIS? OURS.
HOW MUST WE KEEP THIS WORLD? POLLUTION FREE.
CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING NOW? NO.
WHY?
BECAUSE I AM LEARNING ENGLISH.
WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE? COFFEE OR TEA.
BOTH/ COFFEE/ TEA
WHICH WASHES YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES? THE WASHING MACHINE.
CAN YOU WRITE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? NO.I CAN'T.
CAN YOU MONEY FROM THE BANK? YES.
CAN YOU DRAW WATER FROM THE WELL? YES.
CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE ON THE WALL? YES.
WHO DRAWS THE GUN TO SHOOT? THE POLICE. THE SOLDIER.
CAN THE SOLDIER CARRY THE GUN ON THIS SHOULDER? YES.
CAN YOU SING ON THE SWING? YES.
WHO ASKS TOO MANY QUESTIONS? THE YOUNG BOY.
CAN YOU ANSWER ALL HIS QUESTIONS? NO.
CAN YOU PUT BACK THE COW DUNG IN THE COW? NO.
WHERE DO YOU PLAY CRICKET? ON THE ROAD.
WHY?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLAYGROUND ANYWHERE.




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